My Two Best Friends ♥

Edie:
You will forever and always be my best friend. We're like Brook and Peyton, except I don't call you E. Pal*** and you don't call me N. Let**. How to begin to explain our relationship? We're so crazy and fun it's ridiculous. Whenever we're together we have to put out a federal warning because we get so crazy.
I've never seen anyone drink so many beers in my life, gosh Edie. I've also never seen anyone eat so many limes, you go crazy for them.
We're pretty random, and I have to say our randomness gets us into crazy suituations, like cleaning up after my dad's par-tay. I can't even begin to explain you and my crazy experiences. Malls are lots and lots of fun. We are like the elevator people, it's so crazy. And no I won't hold your hand no esculators for me EVER! I loved seeing "Disturbia" with you, even though your dad and brothers came in, they didn't agknowlege us. You're my best friend in the universe. We've been through some rough times, including a year separation. We've gone through drama and even though you lost your best friend and I lost mine it somehow brought us together because we realized, hey let's us two be best friends!
Just know that you'll forever and always be my best friend, through thick and thin. You'll also always be the person I can call at 10 at night because I'm upset. And vise versa for you. You're probably one of the only people who knows all of my secrets and that's amazing. You will ALWAYS be my best friend no matter how many people try to teer us apart!

Kelsey:
My tech buddy! I love how I can tell you everything that happens with me and Jorge and you just laugh about it.
"Oh I don't know him he must not be important"
"Sup?" (Funny look)
"Natalie, your face is so red."
"Did you write about Jorge in there?"
"Hi.... I'm Kelsey.... What's your name?"
"P*****, that's a funny last name."
"We'll live on P****Green Letter lane"
"Your girlfriend has the jaw the size of a shark
"HOTT GLUE!"
"He likes you."
"Give it up Josh in no way does she wanna fuck you."
Hah those are only a few quotes to describe our friendship. I love how you know how to start a random conversation about last names and somehow end with addresses and kids. I also love how I speed by Jorge and his girlfriend and you yell "Natalie Christine L****" and embarass me. Then you just run past him and go "Sup?" lol. That'll forever sit in my head. Also when we're behind him and we're talking about him and her and I'm just oblvious.
"Oh I thought he had more then 1 coat."
"She's really ugly, they don't make a cute couple."
"Ew... Natalie she's gross."
"Who?"
(Points in front.) (Laughs hysterically)
"Bye Kelsey!"
"Natalie Christine L*****"
Jorge and his girlfriend look at me then at you.
"What?"
"Sup?" lol.
Just the fact I can laugh about Jorge and how much of a sexy hot beast he is makes me laugh so hard. Thank you for being the friend who hot glues me to chairs.